I Know I'm Running Fucking Late Keychain

I swear it's not my fault! There was so much traffic getting here... No seriously, there was a huge crash. There was a rain storm? There were ducks crossing? It's hereditary? Ugh fine! I know I'm fucking running late. Saying hot stamped on both the back and front! The keychain is sealed in a clear coating which helps prevent scratches, giving it a longer life.